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LEPIDOPTEROLOGY SCIENCE?
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Науки. 2013.01.15.
We all know the science
of biology.
She has a lot of branches, sections, subsections, etc.
Numerous applications are found in biology in medicine, in the
understanding of processes in the body, in the theory of the correct
way of life, nutrition.
There is
a small section of biology, entomology.
Entomology is the science of insects, the division of zoology.
It is like a small section on funding and the number of scientists,
but the number of insects outnumber all other sections of biology
thousands of times.
Initially entomology studied all arthropods, but gradually, due to
the huge number of insect species (exceeding the number of other
species of animals, plants and microorganisms taken together), it
was limited to the class of insects;
the study of other classes of arthropods became the subject of
independent sciences (arachnology - science of arachnids,
carcinology - the science of crustaceans, etc.).
As a result of the study of insects on detachments and families
within entomology, more fractional disciplines were distinguished:
coleopterology (coleoptera), lepidopterology (lepidopterans,
butterflies), myrmecology (ants), etc.
The figure is taken from the Internet.
The most famous entomologist was Jacques Paganel, invented by Jules
Verne.
Jacques Paganel is one of the main characters in the novel "Captain
Grant's Children", a well-known scientist and geographer with many
academic titles.
Jacques Paganel served as secretary of the Paris Geographical
Society.
His intention was to sail to India on the ship "Scotland".
In the intervals between adventures, he caught beetles and
butterflies.
The image of Paganel causes sympathy with his childish spontaneity,
self-irony, altruism, romanticism.
His main feature is the true curiosity of the scientist,
boundless love for science, geography, ethnography.
The
number of different species of arthropods totals tens of millions.
And if the entire scientific world wanted to describe all kinds of
arthropods, then it would take hundreds of thousands of scientists
and hundreds of years of work.
However, humanity in its scientific interest does not cross the
principle of "any occupation is the art of the possible."
There are
means, we will describe insects.
No money - we will rest and do other things.
Lepidopterology, which reveals the secrets of Life.
The figure is taken from the Internet.
Imagine that some of the scientists liked butterflies so much, he
wrote articles about them so well and made reports that everyone
decided that lepidopterology is the most important direction in
biology.
This biologist came into trust in the government, gained authority
and weight in the society.
He was respected, he was given a good PR, and how a highly moral
person was offered to head the Public Chamber of the country.
Someone initiated the Global Lepidoptero award, equal in size to the
Nobel Prize, which was approved by a credulous president.
This award was awarded every year to the three most hardworking
lepidopterologists.
The government has allocated a solid budget for the
construction of several new institutions of lepidopterology.
At
the same time, all other areas of biology were completely forgotten.
Studies have been discontinued in such sections as zoology,
ichthyology, botany, genetics, microbiology, physiology, anatomy,
evolutionary biology and many others.
Gradually, all scientists switched to lepidopterology.
Thousands of scientists sat, described, studied, modeled,
photographed, multiplied butterflies.
Hundreds of popular articles were published in magazines, on
scientific Internet sites.
The figure is taken from the Internet.
There was a
problem: What is the mystery of butterflies?
Why are they so
beautiful?
Why so
fascinatingly attracted to yourself?
Why such magical colors of wings, it's just a miracle some.
Apparently, there is a special aura surrounding the butterfly, and
this aura has mysterious properties.
Finally, the English scientist Higgins put forward the hypothesis
that there is a certain Auron Higgins that has not yet been
registered, which creates this divine beauty of butterflies.
That is, one butterfly can not be registered, there is no such
powerful technique.
The International Biological Commission decided to build a huge
butterfly, 30 km in circumference.
It was called the "Butterfly Beauty Battery", abbreviated BAC.
In
order to catch this mysterious Auron Higgins.
In order to fly billions in the BAK, trillions of
butterflies, and here they will find out, here they will show their
mysterious Auron.
And
for decades now, decades, already in a hundred years, how this epic
of lepidopterology is developing.
Already a good two decades catch the mysterious Auron, but it can
not catch.
However, last summer there was a message that the employees working
at the LHC registration sensors Auron once hesitated.
But at this time in Japan there was just an earthquake and it is not
ruled out that the rifle shook due to the earthquake.
But this message was immediately picked up and carried by
journalists.
The media constantly reported that the mysterious Auron was found!
The answer to the most important problem that worried mankind for
more than a hundred years has been obtained!
Now Auron Higgins will find a mass application in medicine, in the
problem of love, in the problem of increasing the birth rate.
For people surrounded by such Auron will certainly want to breed.
The figure is taken from the Internet.
Then the scientists pondered.
Is not it time to move on to solving other great mysteries of
nature?
Is it time to start the problem of our, so to speak, cockroaches?
What
is the mystery of such survivability of cockroaches?
This is most likely in them there is not yet discovered a special
life force.
Apparently there is a special life-aura: Nezgibon.
And it is very likely that getting knowledge about this aura will
solve the problem of human longevity.
Maybe it will
make a person immortal.
The International Commission decided: to build a new cockroach
nursery, with a circumference of 50 kilometers.
And as soon as trillions of cockroaches settle in it, the mysterious
Nezgibon will be obtained.
The figure is taken from the Internet.
Conclusions.
And
indeed, why in the late 60's all studies of the structure of
elementary particles were discontinued?
Why all the means, billions of dollars, tens, hundreds of billions
of dollars were thrown at the registration of more and more nuclear
fragments, which are numbers?
Why are thousands of nuclear scientists only engaged in the fact
that they disperse and collide, accelerate and push the particles,
and then register the fragments from collisions.
These
fragments have already exceeded 3 hundred.
And
they are already preparing for new energies, an order of magnitude
higher.
Hence, the fragments will be an order of magnitude larger.
At
the same time, they motivate their studies with the importance of
the thermonuclear problem, solving the energy problem of mankind.
Particularly zealous in this direction is the famous academician
Velikhov.
Billions of dollars are being pushed out of the budget for the
construction of colliders and ITER.
Everything will go under
the tail.
But after all, in biology, there are many important problems, why
does not everyone rush to catalog butterflies?
Apparently there are other ways in biology.
Well,
they would sit down, they thought, how are the basic elementary
particles arranged?
Yes what to think, already 10 years as everything is decided and
found, with the exact formulas of the internal arrangement of all
known particles.
Everything is stated for 7 years as on the site:
http://www.universe100.narod.ru
.
And not known
too, because the functional series, from two parameters, has opened,
it is infinite, which includes and describes all the elementary
particles and all kinds of matter in general. A huge number of
letters written to all academics, officials, presidents.
And the colliders, so let them go to ... farm, catch
butterflies!
The figure is taken from the Internet.
Creepy crap. But very scientific.
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